There's this guy who loves his girlfriend so much he decides to have her name
tattooed on his willy.
It said "WY" when it was Soft, and "Wendy" when it was hard.
A few months later the couple get married.
For their honeymoon they take a trip to a Caribbean island resort.
Once there, they Decide to go to a nude beach.
While strolling on the beach, the guy sees a local man with the
Letters "WY" on his dinkle too.
The tourist walks up to the local, points at tattoo on his unit
"Hey, is your girlfriend's name Wendy too?"
The man says with a thick Island accent,
"No Mon, mine says, 'Welcome To The Island, Have A Nice Day'."